if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
by Tony Katai
It’s a hard life being a Snorlax and a Pokemon master all at once…
I love how my Wednesday came out 😁😍🕸🕷😈
person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
- lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)
- me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him